Corporate signal

The corporate life reminds me of driving in peak hour traffic... blare the horn loud and clear.. make people notice that you are there.. if somebody looks like a better driver, try and push him off the road... don't ever treat the cyclists and the scooterists with sensitivity... if you recognise a merc or a leather upholstered innova.. slow down deferentially.. if possible throw a smile on the rear view..if it is early morning.. screw up your face in concentration.. let people know that you are in a hurry to do some very important work.. if it is in the night.. make sure you look tired and haggard.. mingled with a "tough-job-but-me-pulled-it-through" look.. in between.. when the traffic cop spots you.. pull up way behind the white line with the look of a very responsible citizen.. when you can't spot him , make sure you dont stop at your red but only at the others's green.. the yellow for them still means you can go..when the roads are empty and nobody is there to watch you.. be the real person you are - a little lazy, dont know where I am going, gonna get scolded by mama, wish I was -( in mauritius/the prince of brunei/my dog/a little more handsome/... whatever)

My signal is green.. gotta go..